Crocodile chasing horses

This is a carrot

Did you know that a crocodile can outrun a galloping horse? I don’t know if that really is true or not, but it better had be, as I’m about to dedicate precious blog space to the very fact that a horse can be beaten by a crocodile. Eaten by a crocodile I can well believe, but beaten? In a running race?

Experiences of an incorrect breakfast

Wheat a picture this is!

This morning, I ate two ‘wheat biscuits’ with a spoon from a bowl that also contained cold milk.

(I’m calling them ‘wheat biscuits’ as I absolutely refuse to use branded product names like Weetabix in my blog. It is disgraceful behaviour and you will never catch me writing about Weetabix being the proper name for wheat biscuits).

Anyway, eating Weetabix – sorry, wheat biscuits – for breakfast may not be a blog-worthy activity until you consider the fact that I supplemented the Weetabix with milk. As I’m sure you are aware, this sort of dairy activity is wholly wrong – the correct way to eat Weetabix is with a topping of butter and marmalade.