Who owns a forest? (And can I have it please?)

Excuse me, do you know if Robin Hood lives around here?

Houses. Where would we be without houses? Everyone likes a house, especially homeless people who don’t have one. You always want what you can’t have, like a full plate of food in one of those overpriced upmarket restaurants that serve portions of food that wouldn’t satisfy the hunger of a two year old child. Or those orange and cherry sherbert double-dips with the swizzle stick – where have they gone? And didn’t they sometimes come with an extra special third flavour of cola sherbert? Continue reading