During the cruise, I learnt many things.
For example, I’m now aware that Scottish school children start their summer holidays weeks ahead of the rest of the UK. I also now know that what little chance there was of me becoming James Bond is now totally non-existent, due to the discovery that a dry martini should only be used to clear drains with and not for assaulting my taste buds.
Most importantly though, I found out that Velcro has a volume.
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Anthony Phillips 