After recently saving the Church of England from declining into oblivion with an ingenious idea involving clergy and stickers, I thought I might try to solve an even greater problem than increasing Anglican attendances. The challenge I have set myself is to deal with an issue that most people would file in the ‘impossible’ category. The conundrum is this:
How to instigate world peace.
It’s a tough one, I’ll admit. But it’s nothing a bit of contemplation and deliberation can’t solve. And after thinking about it for almost a few minutes, I have come up with another magnificent solution. It is this:
Ice cream.
Yes, that’s right, the tasty and flavoursome chilled dessert. My answer to bringing harmony to every village, town, city and country of the world relies exclusively on ice cream.
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Anthony Phillips 